Ok, maybe I’m a little bit of a ditz. Did he just suggest what I think he suggested?
“Hold on. What exactly are you implying?”
Ok, sure. He’s a stud and, judging from that bulge in his shorts, not like he couldn’t make me happy. That said, sleep with my son’s coach so he gets more time on the field? I know I kind of fit the bimbo stereotype here, but come on now.
“Liv, you’ve been divorced for a few years now. I know you are not getting a lot of attention at home. I definitely think you’re sexy as hell. The way I see it, we’re killing three birds with one stone. You get some much-needed attention, Mikey gets more time on the field, and I get to f**k you instead of beating off just thinking about you tonight.”
Ok, sure I’m a little flattered that this hot and sexy twenty-something year
