Laura I stared at the pregnancy test like I could intimidate a second line into appearing. Nothing. One line. I picked it up and tilted it toward the bathroom light. Still one. “Maybe it needs another minute.” From the bedroom, Stephen sighed. “It has been twelve minutes.” I looked toward the open door. “Nobody asked you.” “You’ve checked the instructions four times.” “Maybe I missed something.” “You didn’t.” I looked back at the test. Negative. Again. “Damn it.” Stephen appeared in the doorway wearing nothing but a pair of sweatpants, his hair still messy from sleep. “Come back to bed.” “No.” “Laura.” “No.” “You’re arguing with a piece of plastic.” “It’s being an asshole.” His mouth twitched. “Don’t laugh.” “I’m not.” “You’re trying not to.” “I value my life.”

