{HERMIONE} I slap the food table with a wide grin on my face. “LIE! Total lie! Number three! You’ve never had a real crush on a man? Please don’t make me laugh, Zara!” “Ooooh!” Everyone roars at her. I look at Liam and his girlfriend. “She needs to dance on the pole. Like… right f*****g now!” “She caught you, Zara!” Liam’s girlfriend boos, grabbing a grilled beef skewer from the center of the table. The spread is overflowing with so much food my stomach feels too overwhelmed just looking at it. Zara leans across the table, her eyes sparkling with real mischief. “Excuse you! I have standards! My crushes are celestial beings with hot abs, not mere men.” “Oh really? So what was Mr. Henderson in high school? A visiting astronaut?” I cut her off. She’s not getting away with her lies t

