The silence that fell was charged. “That f*****g douche canoe.” Toya and Wendy snapped to me and snorted.
“You’re watching too much human reality TV again, Amy.” I flipped them off.
“So you’re telling me that not only was he trying to get me to mate with him, he was trying to get me pregnant?”
Wendy winced. “Well, we can’t make that jump.”
Toya growled. “Why not?”
Wendy slid her phone back into her pants. “Because while Brandon is a douche canoe, as Amy has pointed out, he wasn’t the one that grabbed the kudzu to beguin with. Morgan got it for your mom, Amy. He was trying to get your mom pregnant, so that is why he chose kudzu over another herb that can kick in a heat. But Brandon is…well he’s stupid. He is in my course and let’s say, if it wasn’t for his dad running the school, he
