"But I-- I'm not dumb. I knew that you couldn't-- that we couldn't actually be together. So I was happy to see that you were meeting other girls; I wanted you to be happy. But your taste in women, well... " She shrugged and took a sip of coffee. "And at the same time, I could never find a guy that measured up. They might have been out there, but like I said, part of why I would have thrown myself at you is because I already know how good of a guy you are. I just never wanted to go around kissing frogs, you know?
"So I-- " She chuckled ruefully. "God, so dumb-- So I treated it like a thought experiment for a while. You know how some people will try to figure out 'What would I do if I won the lottery?' or 'How would I survive a zombie apocalypse?' Well mine was 'How can I seduce and marry m
