"No one needs to know we're mother and son. We can go as a couple. Come on. We both deserve some time off."
"I don't even own a bathing suit," she protested.
"Buy one."
"I'm white as a sheet."
"Tanning salon," he countered. "Or, how about a cruise?"
"Those are really expensive," she replied.
"I don't think so. We can price them when we get home."
"I always wanted to take a cruise. If we can get one at a reasonable price, you've got a deal," she said grinning.
With the subject now on the cruise, the s****l bantering stopped. After paying the tab, they returned home. Even before changing clothes, they went online to look at cruises. They were both surprised at how low the prices were, even including airfare. It was when they looked at cabins that things got a little awkward.
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