She held it up in her hands and looked at it like she was buying a cucumber. "It's a little bigger than this," she said.
Marie was staring at her open-mouthed. "Your husband is THAT big?"
"That's big?" Kelly asked.
"Honey, you have no idea what a lucky girl you are!"
Kelly handed Marie the fake p***s and shrugged. "Well, I knew he was big, but I didn't think he was above average."
"Sweetie, this is at least 8 inches. Most men would kill to be this big."
"Really?"
Marie chuckled and shook her head. "The things I could do with this baby," she said with a smile.
"Hey..." Kelly warned.
Marie giggled and held up the dildo. "Okay, so the first thing to know about giving a blowjob is that it's named the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do."
Kelly nodded. "Then why is it called
