Anthony
My mouth went dry. Holy f*ck, my future wife was hot as hell. And then my brain kicked in, and I realized my Tesoro just burst into tears and ran out of the room.
I looked around and my father’s head was looking straight up at the ceiling. My mom had both her hands over her mouth. Mirth in her eyes. And I looked at my three best friends who I realized I was going to have to kill.
“I didn’t see sh*t," Marco said, looking straight down with his eyes closed and is a complete f*cking liar because he was sporting the biggest f*cking hard-on.
Michael was staring at the TV.
“I’m sorry, I’m so f*cking sorry, I just can’t look away.”
“F*cker look away before I kill you!” I roared.
“I’M TRYING!”
“TRY HARDER!” I snapped.
I was frantically trying to find my phone. Then the moaning
