Anthony Michael: I met the sweetest woman last night. So f*cking hot. She has spunk too. I can’t wait to see her again and the best thing is, she’s a massage therapist. Rome: I too, met a hot little number last night. Apparently we already have some history, but not like you think. I bought her grandfather’s house in Vail and tore it down. When she found out it was me, she let me have it. But once I explained to her the house was condemned and how much it would have cost her to repair it, she calmed down. We kissed and it was f*cking epic. Michael: Same, I kissed my girl, and seriously fireworks. Marco: You both sound like saps. Rome: You’re just mad you didn’t get a New Year’s kiss. Marco: Who said I didn’t get a New Year’s kiss? Michael: What? Rome: Who? Marco: No one y

