Joker
“How are you feeling, my baby girl?”
“Fat and unattractive,” my beautiful wife grumbles as we walk off of the plane and I help her down the steps. Once we are on solid ground, I pick her up.
“Hunter, you do not have to pick me up.”
“Baby, you’re carrying my babies and I didn’t get to do this when you were pregnant with Rayna. And just so you know, you are so beautifully pregnant, and you aren’t fat. You’re almost five months pregnant. You’re lucky I let you come to Mexico.
“Doc said I was fine to fly, both of them,” she said, referring to her OBGYN and our in house Doc, who Hayden is now called as his road name.
Garrett, also known as Maui, thanks to his son Angelo, when I had jokingly said he looked like Maui from Moana when he took his hair out of his braids, and when I
