It was during one of these lunchtime chats that Lucy dropped yet another bombshell; namely that she had dropped out of college. I had asked how she was coping with the pressures of working and studying at the same time. She looked at me for a moment, then... 'I'm not at college anymore.' She said, quietly. 'What?' I spluttered, half my lunch spraying out of my mouth, as I did so. 'What do you mean, you're not at college anymore?' 'Well, technically I've deferred. I don't have to go back until the Fall.' 'And you are going back, aren't you?' 'No. Not this year. Probably not for a long time.' 'Goddammit Lucy, what the f**k are you doing? You can't piss away your education for this? To be in f*****g stag films?' 'Why not? I'm making a f*****g fortune. Why not earn some money, rather th

