"Good! Making people horny is so fun!"
She dragged me over to Earl's family. Earl began babbling immediately. "Dang, that didn't take you two long at all, now did it? Hell naw it didn't. You two are adorable, though, I'm happy for you."
"Uhh. Thanks?" I said, glancing at his wife.
Regina patted me on the arm. "He's sincere, sweetie. I'm surprised to see you two so affectionate, but I'm happy, as well. Lord knows you were unlikely to meet anyone else your age around here."
Bethany and Ronny came out to inspect the coop, and we all waited for her by the decal.
"Oh my f*****g God! I take it all back, this is trash!" Bethany squealed. "Burn it down, and the whole farm with it! It's all tainted with the memory of the dabbing chicken!"
She then proceeded to break into the biggest laugh I'v
