Four if you count punters, but that basically doesn't count. He didn't tell me what position he played before I'd f****d him, and if he had I probably wouldn't have done it.
Marcus chuckled. "Well it was the 90s. We were kinda stars around campus, even if we weren't actually that good. Yeah, it was a fun time."
He explained how he'd met my dad - they were paired together for a semester-long project in some freshman econ class or something, and became good friends all through college after that. When Marcus became a lawyer after quitting football, my dad had immediately gotten him on retainer.
"So we go way back," he finished. "I've heard stories about you since you were a kid. I think I can remember hearing about when you were born actually."
"Wow, that's crazy. Do you have kids of you
