"Oh, he never did any of them. He was about as handy as I am, which is to say 'not very handy at all.'"
I grunted, twisting a bolt with my wrench, finally loosening it. "Well, you gave me a list. The fixtures should take most of the day, and I'm heading to Sandra's to fix her sink next weekend, but I'll get to the other stuff after that."
It was currently Sunday, as work and the normal routine had gotten in the way of us beginning this work any sooner.
"Oh yeah? Gonna fix her sink real good?" Ellie teased.
"Pshh. If that was an option, we'd still be together."
"What do you mean?"
I glanced down at her, embarrassed. "Have you ever stood naked in front of someone you find objectively attractive and just... have no desire for them?"
"Um. No."
"At some point, we hit this... phase. Sand
