So we went through that whole thing, and he was situated in the guest bedroom in no time.
"How do you just lay down on a full stomach?" I asked.
"Well first you get a full stomach, and then you lay down. And then you're done."
I snorted a laugh. "Can I...join you? I'm not doing so well."
"After you brush your teeth, yeah. You got beef breath, I can smell it from here." His eyes danced with mischief.
I laughed and complied, changing into a pair of comfy shorts and a black shirt and then brushing my teeth.
I spent a few minutes making my hair look cute. I dunno why, I just got hung up on it.
Finally, I returned to find my brother scrolling on his phone, with...glasses on?
"What the f**k are those?" I asked.
"Glasses. Reading glasses specifically." He shrugged, "Got clobbered really
