I glanced at Corey in alarm, and he just shook his head in a denial of my silent question -- Kitty was not also having s*x with Earl. He seemed to enjoy the attention, though.
"Well, hell yeah, little lady. Got all kinds of tools for this job. My back ain't none too good, so I won't be doing the bending myself, but Corey knows what's up, and I can show Ronny here how it works." He went to his truck and pulled out a stack of conduit benders. "Now, show me the conduit you're working with, and I'll tell you why you bought the wrong shit."
Holy s**t. Erin and I bought EVERYTHING wrong for this work, apparently. Thankfully, Earl had also brought a couple dozen sticks of conduit and miscellaneous materials in his truck bed, and he walked me through how to bend it, and lay it in the trench I ha
