Questions, questions, questions. ****** How to f**k up your life in one easy lesson: - Fall in love. - Get married. - Find out that your wife is a round-heeled slut. - Listen to (and believe) her when she promises that she is sorry, that she really loves you and that it will never happen again. - Forgive her. - Find out that she lied. - Divorce her. Six months later meet a stunningly beautiful woman: - Fall in love. - Get married. - Find out that your wife is a round-heeled slut. - Listen to (and believe) her when she promises that she is sorry, that she really loves you and that it will never happen again. - Forgive her. - Find out that she lied. - Divorce her. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Life's unanswered questions: What came first, the chicken or

