"Hey, I handled her no problem. She's off f*****g herself in the ass with a butt plug."
She frowned, searching my face, "You're not joking. Why is the bullshit you just said not bullshit?"
"She likes it in the butt, I guess. I told her I knew about it, and embarrassed the s**t out of her while telling her there would be some slapping and screaming in here. For massage purposes. Then I put her butt plug in her hands, and her brain broke a little bit. She's definitely got the plug in, the booty-style m**********n is a guess."
"Jesus. You talked our vanilla, boring mom into butt f*****g herself with your full knowledge. You're crazy!" She grinned.
"Yes, but I'm really just helping her let her freak flag fly. I wouldn't call her vanilla or boring anymore."
"Fair. So, we have time and she'
