E scoffed. "For having two boyfriends," she said it like it should have been obvious. "I mean, firstly, gross. It's you. Nasty. Secondly, it totally goes against nature. And thirdly... well, it's completely unfair!" My eyebrows went up in shock right before I burst out into laughter. I mean big laughter. I was doubled over, holding my belly as tears poured out of me, laughing my a.ss off. "What the hell is so funny?!" E snapped. "I mean... It's just..." I said, trying to control myself. "You're one of those churchy people, aren't you?" "So what if I believe in god," she replied, crossing her arms. "No, it's just..." I trailed off, shaking my head and trying not to laugh again. "You want what I have so badly, but you think you shouldn't have it. Because "it goes against nature", as yo

