Dawn's POV — Tuesday, 8:45 a.m.
I'd just dropped both kids off at school and was pulling into my driveway when I noticed something sitting on my front porch.
Packages.
Several of them.
Well, would you look at that?
Apparently, Christmas had arrived early.
I climbed out of my SUV, grabbed my purse, and stared at the boxes.
What the hell had I ordered?
Seriously.
I stood there trying to remember what I'd purchased online while operating on approximately half a cup of coffee.
Which, for the record, was nowhere near enough caffeine for an adult woman responsible for two children, a dog, and a mortgage.
Then it hit me.
"Oh, hell yes!"
THE ELOPER 5000!
Okay.
That wasn't its actual name.
Not even close.
But as far as I was concerned, that was exactly what it was.
My glorious, be
