CONTENT: fishing, f*****g on boat, public s*x.
CHAPTER 1
This was the exact reason why I never brought my girlfriend fishing with me.
When I had paddled the boat to the middle of the river and was ready to cast my line, she pulled off all her clothes and revealed a black bikini. And then she jumped into the water, and as any fisherman knows, all her kicking was now scaring off the fish.
So I reclined in the boat with my shades, the smell of the sunscreen on my face wafting up into my nose. My rod was ready at my side in case any fish decided to swim along, since my girlfriend wasn't paddling too ferociously at the moment. She drifted in the river, hugging a life vest instead of actually wearing it.
“Stay just like that and the fish might decide to come!” I shouted at her. “Just preten
