There was a pause. A beat. I didn’t wait. “I’m not joking. She’s British. She’s got an accent. And she’s mean. She called me a slut and a tart and said Caleb’s d**k was a religious experience and she won’t shut up and I swear to God I am losing my mind because she keeps bringing up the balcony and the fact that I let not one but two boys eat my p***y and now she’s acting like she’s the co-owner of it and Caleb just texted me and I don’t even know if I’m awake or in a coma or if I’m in heat or if I’m just permanently feral now but I needed to tell you before I ran away and joined a f*****g coven.” There was silence. Complete silence. And then. Her laugh. Luna,” she said, dragging my name like it was a sigh wrapped in a smile, “baby, calm down.” I blinked. Froze. Stared at the pho

