“Oh, thank you,” I blurted, way too loudly, because my mouth hates me and wants me dead. “Yes, I have a body. People have bodies. Totally normal. Nothing special about mine. I drink water sometimes. Do some squats. Walk up stairs. Very ordinary body. Extremely average. Two arms, two legs, you know, standard human package. Nothing to write home about.”
Oh my God, my wolf groaned. Please stop talking before you make it worse. Actually, no, keep going. This is fun. I have not been entertained like this in years.
I was already sweating. “I mean, bodies are just bodies, right?” I kept going because my brain had completely detached from my mouth at this point.
“Some are tall, some are short, some do yoga, some eat entire cakes in one sitting, not that I have ever done that, obviously, becaus
