“I wanna f**k you, pumpkin,” he growled but then his facial expression turned more serious.
“But I need to tell you something first. It’s important.”
And that’s when the tone changed.
My teasing froze mid-smirk. I blinked at him.
“Important?
He shook his head slowly.
And then he hit me with it.
“I was going through your phone and found out something. You’re pregnant pumpkin”
For like a full five seconds, I just stared at him. Silent. Stunned. Processing. Rebooting. And then—oh God. Oh my God. It hit me.
I burst out laughing.
I mean laughing—full-blown, stomach-clutching, half-screaming laughter. Like someone just told me the funniest f*****g joke on Earth. I threw my head back and laughed so hard I actually snorted. Twice.
“HAHAHAHAHA—oh my God, STOP! You’re kidding! YOU’RE—
