She kicked her heels off with dramatic flair, tossed her curls back like she was in a goddamn music video, and shouted again..louder, bolder, glowing like a girl who had just swallowed summer itself.
“WE’RE HERE TO f*****g HAVE FUN, BITCHES!!!”
A few people clapped. Someone cheered. One of the waiters looked slightly terrified. I just buried my face in my hands, already bracing for what was about to come out of her mouth next.
“Drink as much as you can!” she yelled, pointing to the bar like it was the promised land. “f**k like your life depends on it! Have a threesome! Have a f*****g foursome! Suck some t**s! Lick some balls! GO WILD, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
The room erupted into chaos.
A guy in the corner who looked like he hadn’t spoken all day suddenly threw his drink in the air like she’d
