Wanted: s****l mavericks, exhibitionists and voyeurs. Win the prize of your dreams. Apply within. I woke up giddy with excitement, my heart beating rapidly. The warm light of the sun had crept between the cracks in the curtains and had gently nudged me from my slumber. Today was the day. Ii had felt like such a long wait and now that it was finally here it didn’t seem real. It had been two weeks since I had seen the small handwritten sign in the derelict looking shop window. Two weeks since I had entered the shop only to be surprised by its luxurious interior and grand size. Two weeks since me and my husband had discussed the prospect of entering and me being thrilled that he agreed. Fourteen whole days of impatient waiting. Now the day was finally here. The day of the s*x contest. Not on

