It doesn't keep a girl from getting horny, though," she laughed as she pulled out her phone and started texting her friends or playing a game or something else that clearly indicated she didn't expect an answer from me. Good thing, too because I didn't have one. What do you say when your sexy granddaughter, who you've been peeping on and jacking off over, tells you she's horny?
"Were you and grandma virgins when you got married?" Ellie asked later that night while we were watching TV. She was sitting in her regular spot on my lap with her head resting on my shoulder.
"No, not when we got married," I told her.
"But you were each others' firsts, right?" she asked.
"First, last and always," I answered with a quote that Helen and I used with each other all the time. I said it without even
