A son plans to see his mom naked.
Enjoy.
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Gardner Brown smirked as his mother bemoaned the fact that no cute young lady had managed to snatch him up yet. She went on and on, talking about his curly brown hair, his beautiful hazel eyes, his swimmers build.
"Guess none of them are as pretty as you," Gardner smiled, giving her a hug.
"Gardner!" she squealed, slapping at him when he gave her a sloppy, noisy kiss and a squeeze to her rear end.
He grabbed the large tube of sunscreen and made sure his cell phone was fully charged. Once more, she expressed her disapproval of the Streidel Lake Starkers celebration.
"Really? REALLY? Just go, parading around, letting everyone see your, your you know," Shirley fussed.
"My you know?" Gardner laughed.
"You know," she insisted, pointing qu
