"Hell, Pammy says if they buy any cheaper crap, she'll start smuggling in her own. No, I am talking about the lazy criminal assholes that run our schools." Wow. Lazy and criminal. Bruce was truly upset over the school boards. "The school boards or the administration?" I asked slyly, wondering if he'd get the slight jab at his generalization. He didn't. "f**k 'em both. You know all of these kids wouldn't be getting molested of they tried just a tad to weed the kiddie fuckers out during the hiring process. Hell, I bet even I could go teach school." "s**t Bruce. You'd tell the first little bastard that gave you lip to f**k off and your career would die in flames." "Telling some little puke to f**k off is much better than f*****g the little fucker," Bruce said. "I tell you what. When I was

