I pursed my lips and sighed. "Doubtful," I said bluntly. My list, the one with all the girls I would actually consider beyond the errant 'I would boink her' thoughts, had Alanna at the top and then maybe three or four others farther down the sheet.
"Why not? Austin, you need to get laid."
"Because," I said. It was the only defense I could muster.
"Come on, Butthead," she grinned slyly, wiggling her fingers at me, threatening to tickle my sides. "There's gotta be someone's leg you want to hump like a little rottweiler."
"Don't you dare tickle me, I'll crash the car," I warned. That didn't stop her hands from moving towards me. "Ok, ok! Maybe there's someone, alright? I'm not gonna say who."
She stuck her tongue out at me impetuously.
"Are you looking for anyone in particular?"
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