"No crushing coming from me baby. I'll f**k anyone up who tries to hurt you sweetie. I have wanted you since you turned 16." I scoffed at the idea of the hottest female around wanting me. She gave me a look I couldn't quite interpret and said, "Ever since Maddie showed me how I could watch you in the shower, I have wanted you." Watch me in the shower? Sometimes I ..... Then as if she had read my mind: "Yes I have seen you jerking off a time or two, or more. What a turn on baby!" I was glad it was dark, because my face was as red as it had ever been. Here was the hottest woman I have ever seen telling me she had seen me peelin' the chili. I wanted to hide. "Don't be embarrassed baby. Do you how many times I have worn out batteries in my vibrator thinking about you jerking off?" Well,

