She let out a sigh. "Carey, you are a gorgeous man and an incredible f**k, but you just aren't too swift on the uptake."
I lay there stupefied as she finished dressing. She walked over and kissed me deeply. "I'll see you Wednesday."
"Sure," I said not full realizing what I had just agreed to. As the door closed it struck me that she had stalked me. I suddenly felt dumb. "See you Wednesday," I said into the darkness. "f**k! Wednesday! Renee's birthday! Son of a b***h!" I had been snookered.
I was f****d up all day long over the whole birthday party thing. My buddy Cliff asked me why I was in la la land all damn day. I told him that I had been invited to an event I didn't care to go to.
"Ah, it might interfere with getting some p***y huh?"
"Yeah, something like that," I said.
"Just dod
