Marlene came home from her weekly beauty shop appointment and was surprised to find me lying on the couch reading a book. She had some groceries with her and she went into the kitchen to put them away.
"Honey? Did you know that the phone is off the hook?"
"No sweetie, I didn't. I must have knocked it off when I made myself a sandwich and not have noticed."
She had no sooner put the phone back in the cradle than it rang.
"Hello?"
"What?"
"Are you sure?"
"What are you going to do?"
"Okay, I'll go look. What was it again?"
I heard her leave the kitchen and go into the family room where we keep the computer. About two minutes went by and then I heard a sharp cry. I smiled to myself as Marlene perused her very own porno site. Two minutes later she stormed into the room.
"You bastard!
