When I woke up it was well past nine and some asshole was knocking at my door. I got out of my chair and went to the door. It was Bruce. "What the f**k do you want asshole. I oughta beat the ever-loving dogshit out of you for being on my porch."
"I need a favor from you man."
"Well if you don't f*****g take the f*****g cake. I don't have a girlfriend yet for you to f**k s**t head. Try elsewhere."
"Robin needs you. She's over there bawling her eyes out. Can't you call her and tell her that you're not angry and that everything will be all right?"
"I tell you what. She loves your d**k so much, have it tell her everything will be OK. I'm f*****g done with both of you. What's Cheryl gonna say when she finds out you're fuckin Robin?"
"She knows. She's happy you know so that the sneaking aro
