"Are you telling me that anybody who gets close enough to you to pinch your n*****s can f**k you?"
"No, but..."
"Who are you? What happened to my wife?"
"Charlotte said... oh, never mind."
"Charlotte said what?"
"She f***s lots of guys. Every time we go out, she tries to hook me up. She says you are an asshole and don't want me to have any fun."
"Did she also tell you that she's been trying to f**k me since I've known you? She grabs my d**k every time she's around me and you're not looking. I told you to stay away from her."
"She's my best friend. She takes care of me."
"Taking care of you used to be my job. How many guys has she hooked you up with? I assume you hooked up with Jones on your own."
"Andy..."
"How many guys has she hooked you up with?"
"Please."
"Two? Five? Ten? M
