I went home after work to dress for Michelle's Party. I was dressed and almost in my car when Princess came around the corner of the house. "Stevie, are you going out right now?" she asked.
"Yeah," I answered, "Hard to get any p***y in this dump." I said trying to shock her, or at least make not want to be around me.
She just got a peculiar look on her face and asked, "Can you give me a ride to Charlotte's? We are going to be celebrating and I don't want to get a DUI."
"If you promise to not flap your pie hole the entire ride I guess I can," I told her.
She had never in her life voluntarily spent more than two minutes with me, nor had she ever ridden in my car. I always thought it was too old for her to be caught dead in. I smiled to myself as I thought of just how interesting this rid
