TREY I lied. I did, in fact, get a very good look at the list before she yanked it out of my hands. And I did, in fact, read through what might be the most absurd "fantasies" in the entire history of mankind. I really don't know if my little muse takes me for an i***t or if she genuinely believed I'd buy whatever trash she scribbled onto that notebook paper. From the short time I’ve come to know Skylar, I knew there was no way in hell she’d willingly hand over her actual desires to me. Not when I practically had to drag out the Natalia card just to get her to break in the first place. But even I have to give it to her–I didn't see thisspecific level of ridiculousness coming. She's determined. I'll credit her for that. She's putting in serious work trying to construct an impenetrable

