Jan was splayed across the bed, sheets off, naked. I noticed that drinking hadn't stopped her from keeping her p***y shaved. My c**k grew as I gazed at my curvy wife in the filtered moonlight. I got on the bed and nudged her.
"Wha? Nooooo, get out, my bed, you go awaaaaayyy."
She flailed her arms, hitting me twice, hard. So much for s*x. I tried to get a small piece of the bed, with no success. Slipping on my boxers and a tee, I left the room.
There was no couch, only a love seat. Well, better than the floor.
An hour of trying to get comfortable later I looked up into my daughter's face.
"You can't sleep here, dad. You'll wake up cranky, mom will be hungover, everything will suck. Share my bed."
Alarm bells clanged in my head.
"No, baby, I don't think so. I'll be fine. I'll take a n
