I got free a day early and headed for the beach. I knew I was walking into a maelstrom, but it was the beach. Mandy and I text all the time, so I knew that mom had a problem and that it was becoming a family problem.
Mom was drunk every night, dad slept on the couch. Mandy couldn't sleep watching her family disintegrate. Sounds like a great beach vacation, huh. Well, it gets weirder.
Drunk mom texts. Very inappropriately. I should be offended but I have a secret. I think my mother is hot. Not a big secret, lots of guys admire their mother's beauty, but I'm part of that subset who wants to see their mother naked, m**********g, getting f****d, and yes, f*****g my mother. I've had these feelings for years. I just assumed it was normal and I ignored them, except for trying to peek at mom and
