We all broke out in laughter. Frank actually blushed, "She wasn't much to look at and I did chores for her. Then one day she was changing, with the door wide open, when I walked by..."
"Like THAT was accidental," My wife added.
"Yeah, I know that now, but I was fourteen then. Well, it was pretty much like you read. She said, 'like what you see?' I did, and she taught me all about sex."
"How long?" I asked.
"About four years, till her husband found out."
"Oh s**t!" Laura said, "What happened?"
Frank laughed, "Not much, turned out he was f*****g the seventeen-year-old down the street and her old man found out. He left town, never to be seen again, and I went off to college."
"Okay ladies, your turn," I said.
There was a pause. Tessa gave me a look, "You claim all yours look alike. We
