Lock down equals crack up. Enjoy.. ******* Lockdown, quarantine, self-isolation. This virus thing is a pain in the ass. You know the drill. Only one of us goes out for food etc. The four of us are going nuts. I'm Jim, forty-seven, decent shape. My wife is Molly, we do the gym thing but we're not maniacs, you know? She's average height, a nice handful up top. I've got an office job, same company as Molly. We've been furloughed, for now. About our kids, now sent home from college, until who knows when. Sam, 21, a senior, tall lean, handsome, brown hair and eyes. Kelly, a freshman—are we still allowed to call them that? A female version of her brother, good looking young lady. Well, we've been stuck in this rut for weeks. Sam broke up with his girlfriend, the distance thing, and Kelly c

