On the tenth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me... Official charges filed for my negligent complicity!
Alfonso
After my embarrassing attempt at getting Jay to come home with me, I passed out. I remember her kicking me between my legs and telling her men to take me home. I also remember them loading me into my car, and then... nothing. In all honesty, I don't even know how I got there. I was drowning my sorrows at the closest bar I could find. I tried to call Jay to come and get me, but I only had her old number. I knew where the Moretti's lived, but I never had the courage to look for her there.
But like the i***t I am, I let my drunken state convince me it was a good idea to go there and demand she leave with me. God, I am such an i***t sometimes. She nearly shot me too. She was a
