On the sixth day of Christmas, my ex-wife gave to me... The true father of my mistress' baby. Alfonso I waited all day for Jernail to call me, but she hasn't. Now I am convinced that something has happened to her. Obviously, she would've called me if she had seen my plea. She knows I don't do media appearances, so that alone should show her how sincere I am. I have been sitting by the phone the entire day. My staff, Anne and her parents, have been calling me non-stop, but I don't care. The only call I want to answer is Jay's. "I have been trying to call you all day. I want to know what the f**k is wrong with you. I am in emotional distress and here you are, f*****g drunk. How much have you had to drink?" Anne asks when she walks into the penthouse apartment I now call home. "I don't an

