"Guess so. I date girls not women, so talking to you is making me look like an i***t," he shrugged. "Guess I see why you're looking so playful, going out and making up for some lost time?"
"It would take a lot more than a night to make up for how much I've lost out on," she grunted, sounding more bitter than she'd meant to. "But speaking of girl's lavender is an aphrodisiac. Can't hurt to smell like it."
"Wow," he blinked. "I didn't know that."
"Learn something new every day." Why was she messing with this kid? Even as she thought it, she added. "But I doubt you have trouble with girls."
"I do okay, I guess." He looked at his hands, then sniffed them, first a quick sniff, then he inhaled deeply. "Must not work, I'm not in the mood."
He completely deadpanned the line, and Miranda burst
