"Wait sorry," I said, snorting. "Your name is Snapper?"
"Yeah, and?" She sneered.
I couldn't help the sputter of laughter that tumbled out of me.
"I-I know it's your hoo.ker name, but... Snapper? Really?" I said, cracking up. "That's got to be the dumbest name I've ever heard! I'd be afraid to stick my d***k in a girl they called Snapper."
"How dare you!?" Snapper shrieked, making me laugh harder.
"It's like something you'd name your pet turtle," I continued, dying of laughter.
"Okay, that's enough outta you," Psy.cho said as he gently pushed me aside. "Snapper, get lost, yeah? Don't come by my room again."
Then he slammed the door in her face before turning to face me.
"You were fu.cking a girl named Snapper," I teased him, snorting.
"You were fu.cking a polo-wearing dillhole na
