Mom eyed the bag with her hands on her hips. "Fan-tastic," she said rich with sarcasm. "So now the awkward part..." Her fingers drummed against her hips. "... I've never really shaved myself before."
Kelly and I tilted our heads. To be honest, I had no response. It never even occurred to me in this situation to ask her experience level.
"Really?" Kelly asked. "Not even in college?"
Mom shook her head. "I just keep it, you know, trimmed." She waved her hand over her privates. I chuckled knowing now where Kelly gets these gestures.
"Wow, Mom," Kelly said. "You're a little more reserved than I thought. Not even a wax?"
"No, I've done that, but it's not an option right now is it?" she said.
"I guess not," Kelly sighed. "So do you want me to do it?"
My face had to look dumbstruck. What i
