She seemed fascinated by my equipment and she continued to cup first one ball and then the other. She must have gone back and forth a dozen times. She seemed to be weighing them or something and I assumed she was just checking to make sure they were normal.
“Cough for me Michael.”
I did.
“Again please.”
I did.
“Are they okay mom?”
“Um, they seem fine Michael. I was just comparing them to see if they were the same size. I still can’t get over how large they are but other than their size, they seem perfectly normal to me. It must be a bit of a challenge to fit these into your pants, I mean they hang half way down to your knees for heaven’s sake.”
“Actually you’re right, sometimes it is a challenge. In fact, if I’m not careful I can squish them or sit on them, man that hurts.”
“I’ll b
