Mom pretending to be serious, "I can never trust you to look distinguished in my presence... Well, I'll forgive you THIS TIME... Just you wait to see what I am going to wear!..." Mom went to take a shower and dress up. I reserved our dinner to 7 pm. I continued watching college football until 6:30. It took me 15 minutes to get dressed with the most appropriate evening attire: Dark blue long pants with fancy belt and a white shirt. I added my greyish jacket and I was ready by 6:45 pm. Mom came out of the bathroom 5 minutes later. As so often lately, I was overwhelmed with her beauty and her choice of clothes. She was having on a cream colored long dress with a generous cleavage, matching high heels shiny shoes, a set of necklace and earrings decorated with Caribbean shells, reddish li

