Saturday morning I was ready to be the best husband in the world. I woke up earlier than usual on the weekend, prepared a hearty breakfast in the kitchen and brought it on a nice tray to Ann. She was still asleep when I entered the bedroom, but the smell of hot coffee woke her up. "Dear God!... Is it my birthday already?" "No girl, I love you, so I've decided to spoil you rotten this weekend. Do you like my surprise?..." "I love you too and getting spoiled for a change sounds beautiful. But I promised my friend Barbara to help her arrange a large party tomorrow. How about we'll have fun only today and I'll take a raincheck for Sunday another time?" Ann saw my disappointed look and caressed my face. "You are the perfect husband and so understanding..." she winked, "After breakfast we

