"Well, like, the truth is I have a really small p***y. So there's no way a really large dildo, let alone a guy with a c**k the size of my daddy's, could have possibly penetrated me. I mean, my ass is a different story. I stick big stuff up my asshole all the time, but not my p***y. It's really small." "You're saying it's physically impossible to penetrate your little p***y with a large c**k?" "Sorta. And I think I would be in too much agony to film it or anything." "Would you be willing to show the court your p***y today, Heather?" "Sure. I'd be willing to do that." "Your honor, I enter Exhibit F, Heather's p***y, as a full exhibit, if prosecution has no objection." Miranda threw her hands up. "Oh, yes, why not let the girl expose her genitals in a court of law?" "Very well, no obje

